building-an-unstoppable-fist:

lexlifts:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

fuckin morphed into usian bolt

God damn.

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

lexlifts:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

fuckin morphed into usian bolt

God damn.

(via tracesofignorance)



immersings:

I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.

(via acklescollins)


jui6e:

lit me

(via gutterhime)


(via m-nhaven)


yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

me:image

(via fake-mermaid)


(via orgasm)


thundergoddess:

if u ever feel down

just remember that samuel l jackson did an impression of nicki minaj

image

(via krebberz)


lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

(via krebberz)


ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

(via hi)


doctor-wholock:

timelessseaphire:

ufuckinsnowglobe:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

but there is an ‘ood’

image

wat

(via deans-pies-the-doctors-bowties)


sextposts:

fiendofspace:

geometricdeathtrap:

*brings plastic knife to a gang fight*

Brittle, cheap plastic knives are actually pretty great weapons if you file the end down to a point, you can stab someone and then torque your wrist to shatter the plastic blade inside the wound. It’s pretty effective if you do it near a joint or in the gut as those places move a lot and cause the broken shards to shift around.

oh my god

image

(via timetraveldean)


catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

(via deans-pies-the-doctors-bowties)


spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

(via hotboyproblems)


horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell